The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...