Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Top ten tips to know if you have PMS
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You’re adding chocolate chips to...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...