Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Miracle Bra Alternative
Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks,...
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...
Technology problems
|One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...