Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...