Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...