The young wife was in tears when she opened the door…
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband....
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Attorney Hunting Rules
A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 – Any person with...
If Dear Abby Was A Man…
If Dear Abby Was A Man…Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...