You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...
Fired Up
A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...