The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Computer used too long
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What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
ELEMENT: WOMAN
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