Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Different Kinds of Doctors
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can...