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These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
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A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
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The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
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Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
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Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Email Commandments
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Low Sperm Count
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