Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!