Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...