The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Try to catch the rabbit
|The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
Ebonics Version of Windows ’98
Ebonics Version of Windows ’98 Debuts!Microsoft has announced that its special Ebonics version of...