George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...