HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
Idiots on the computer
|Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...