Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown...
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...