Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha… your dad’s a...