A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
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Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Story about infinity
|A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...