He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
History Lesson
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...