Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
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Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
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Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
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