No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...