Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Computer Acronyms
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Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
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New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...