Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...