Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...