How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.