Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Truly stupid people 01
A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...