Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
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Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
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Some possible computer bumper stickers
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A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
C & W Song Titles!
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Chemical Properties of Woman
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50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
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Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...