Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...
25 Rules for Women
25 rules for Women to follow:1. Sports Center starts at 11:00 PM and runs...