My wife is beating me
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God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
cross a spider and an elephant
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Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband…
After their love-making session the young bride asks her husband “Wasmaking love to me...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...