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“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...