Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...