Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
Pope
There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...