Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...