What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
The technical geek test
|Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities?...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...