Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...