To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
police glow worm
|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
Tech Glossary
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford....
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...