Real opcodes
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Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
Favorite Sport
Age FAVORITE SPORT 17 shopping 25 shopping 35 shopping 48 shopping 66 shopping
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...