Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
Sunday School Comedy!
A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...