Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Female hormones in beer
|Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...