Crazy people talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...