How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Three men and a baby
“Three Men And A Baby”……..What you get when four men go fishing and one...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog…
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...