Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Missy in heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...