Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out…
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...