Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Simplified income taxes
|REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORMNew Simplified Tax Form for 2000 Taxes1. How much money...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
This wife is too jealous
|There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...