insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...