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1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...