And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and...