Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Fun Test!
TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and...
George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Very Short Lists
Very Short Lists:1) List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors2) List of...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...