On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...