I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
A young blonde woman is distraught…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an...
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...